Column: Bedroom Stories # 1 Guys, We Have Just As Much Fun As You.

A guest post by Ann, logged by Nike Jane.

I know Nike now already less than a whole year. Usually we see us at wine and candlelight, with a few other girlfriends and not rarely we talk in this round of private, General and not destined for foreign ears, about sex, for example. Why you are can fuss so about one of the most popular pastimes of the planet, furthermore we discussed just the other day, which culminated in the following Knowledge: our stories taking place happen also between sheets or naked, should be told occasionally very well. Best even loud and clear. Easy, because there are a few things, even in the larger district discussed include. Because the talking about the birds is no dingy, but no more than very human. Because people are still much too uptight. Can I find. And also the Janes so see this, which is why they allow me now regularly to swagger about taboos and feelings and the most normal thing in the world. Because I know that my partner maximum don’t, just like other sex partner or my parents, but I will tell you my real name though, but for the time being leave off the matching photo. I hope this is ok. Although it is undoubtedly against my above finding. Guilty. But now to my recent experience.

I was still quite tipsy by the liqueur chocolates for my aunt and also glad that Christmas was finally over, as I before my departure to Berlin is still gurkte with an old friend over, who had invited to farewell drink. I was expecting much, but not with my ex-boyfriend, who was my very first and a little, we say, limited. Nothing had changed apparently even after 12 years, what was good to see, that after the usual Smalltalk Balakrishnan immediately on the theme “fuck” switched to. I not even more know how it happened, just, I sat on a bubbly at some point, and tried to remind me whether Felix poorly or well was formerly in the bed. Neither yet. Mediocrity and the prototype of a “Rammler”. So suddenly, the Buck said: “I’m so glad I’m a man”. AHA, I thought, and asked “why?”. Of course I would have guessed, nothing witty would follow, but the extent with shook me the contrary waving Idiocracy yet deeply: “yes because our orgasm is much hotter than you!”. I choked me on the new year’s Gallery, the buck laughed out loud and pushed his tongue inside of the cheek. Bubbles, haha. “Of course”, I answer. “Let me guess: the male climax must be much awesome than the female, otherwise buck to fuck and we Yes not ever would you often migraine.” not got the irony. “EXACTLY!”. Pleased that I had understood him apparently, Felix complacent folded arms across the chest. “You think, ne?”, I asked. “Yes clear! You have indeed no tail.” haha. Obviously buck boy spoke exclusively with buddies about his love life, but never with his own friends or with any women at all. He explained that in addition, that “that men also much easier by providing would go”, we painting “need forever” until we even have an orgasm. It was followed by a monologue on my part:

Felix, now let’s pay attention. Before you tap with your 30 years further in the dark around, you should first of all to stop thinking and start talking. With the people in that you just push your penis. Let’s ask her what and how they prefer to have it, just really listen. It also doesn’t always is easy, to intervene when one constantly acts as though he would have eaten the wisdom of lust with spoons. Also out of consideration for the feelings, you’re not Yes finally made of stone. Women find it in truth anyway, just so awesome to come like you. It comes with the Pimpern so not that you jerks off as quickly as possible. Birds is no solo performance, except you putting in your desk chair. Should have your partner actually prefer migraine than sex with friends, I suggest strongly self-reflexion. The female orgasm is the purest joy in truth and certainly nothing that we renounce voluntarily. Just concluded the nunmal in most cases not by a little clean out. And here you’re right, we are here below may be a little more complex. But let friends be said: If we ourselves do it, then we go still Flash. Think about it. The vagina is this time so no blame. Then more like the adult industry, which acts as though each and every orgasm is a funny pink ball, merely a vaginal and the clit every now and again to the delight of the man lick that up can be. Women and their needs are very different, just like yours also (some men need even Vanilla sex, really) – if you didn’t know that. Should you assume so ever, to be a great Pike in the bed that may have been quite for a special partner, but: new game, new luck. With new rules. The equation that you have placed friends there in your head (men = duration-pointed, women = only medium horny), is, to say the least, a fatal fallacy for both sides. I wish you: also really good sex, but which is only possible if one does not want, but feels the partner. Start at 0 and with your fingers. Stuff you can’t just come in, but explore what is to explore and then make you loose. Was time progress and time sensitive and especially emphatic. Then at some point maybe even augenklimpernt ask you your girlfriend, you please finally the real headache away to shag. Thank you.

Now pushed the rest of Christmas in Rammlerfelix without a Word and nodding good with the head “Yes, but why tell me that because time no one when I’m naked?” – because we need to just basically much learn people. In this case, for example, means talking about sex especially the show fully legitimate wishes. Go for it

 

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